Well, if you're not gonna be sticking around, then at least check these other places out. They include some of my favorite haunts and links to other comics. Check 'em out. Since you obviously don't wanna be here. Share in my decline from a decent human being.

-- The Mofo

Devia
If you noticed sometime while surfing the archive that I seemed to make an obvious attempt to improve my illustrations, this is the most prominent reason for doing that. The stunning arts coming from the general direction of Kimberly Miller in this foray into comickery are what kicked my ass into gear on the self-improvement front. She has started another comic featuring her stunning art-age, so go read.
Catena, by Tracy Bailey. Another inspiring comic with excellent art that humiliates my own efforts. Be witness to the awesome.
Pronounced "Fox Paws." But it's not like anyone who has been here has never heard of it. Great artwork, funny stories, engaging characters, there's nothing more anyone else could ask from this comic.
The Whiteboard
One of the most consistently hilarious comics out there, and as far as I know (and choose to care :P) the only one delivering these goods in a nice paintball package. Read and laugh it up.
Twilight Lady
Computer generated comic of mystery and the supernatural. Continuing story will keep you hooked, so give it a read.
Ozy and Millie
Comic of youthful innocence in a way that reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. By David C. Simpson.
Fanstastical Fantasy Webcomic of Elvenly Webcomickery Goodness. Adventure? Excitement? Drama? A Jedi seeks not these things, so if you are keen with the Force, stay away. But if you dare to revel in such amusements, head on over.
Last Resort
A comic about a TV program wherein criminals are to exterminate each other. Let's just say that if this were an actual show, it would be one of a certain vulpine's favorites. Interesting plot and full-page colored arts to say the least, you should go give it a read.
Sinfest
Kickass comic by Tatsuya Ishida. Check it, yo.
Ozy and Millie
Comic of youthful innocence in a way that reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. By David C. Simpson.
Cigarro & Cerveza
Hilarious comic from Tony Estevez, and it hurts that he can only update weekly. But I forgive and can relate.
VG Cats
Knee-slappingly funny stuff, especially for video game geeks such as myself.
Lincoln City Retreat
A comic just beginning on its journey by SFH fan Kent McAbee. Go show some support.
Ozy and Millie
Comic of youthful innocence in a way that reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. By David C. Simpson.
Joe Satriani.com
My favorte musician, and my argument for the greatest guitarist of all time. Seriously. He is my hero, his playing is godly, he is not of this earth. Just go dammit. Catch his shows. BELIEVE.
comicgenesis
Because they cared.
OnlineComics.net
Because it's contractually obligatory. That, and they might be nice enough to link to my page.
Check 'em out, y'all, check 'em check 'em out.

Strips long gone. Buncha Random Shit. If ya don't stick around, check these places out. All death threats can be sent here. Character Mofos.
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